Today’s dog comes to us from New York City! His name is Tiny and he was found wandering the streets of new york alone and scared! I don’t know who abandoned him but maybe I can see why, he attacked my fish Larry, he is definitely not house trained, or very friendly for that matter, he bites and he smells like old socks and fried cheese! Seriously its scary! He had me corned yesterday But I managed to escape, If Tiny is yours please come collect him before he eats my children! He’s eyeing the littlest one as we speak!
Thank you and this is just a joke!